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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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Coming soon • February 2026
Rose Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance at the Berlinale for her portrayal of a mother on the verge—but at its core, Mary Bronstein’s new film is far more tender than any of its protagonists. 
Drama • Dark • Funny
Triple F-Rated
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) follows a woman under pressure to be everything at once: a mum, a working professional and an individual grappling with anxiety. From this, Bronstein crafts a sharp psychological thriller, rich with tension and emotional depth. She conjures a powerful sense of claustrophobia and desperation as the walls begin to close in—whether those of a home or the mind itself.

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Duration
1hr 53mins
Director
Mary Bronstein
Distributor
Picturehouse Entertainment
Featuring
Rose Byrne • Conan O'Brien • Danielle Macdonald
Year
2025
Country of origin
United States
Strobe lighting
Guidance unavailable
Content guidance
Ableism or disability discrimination • Abuse (mental/emotional) • Substance abuse
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